Women really do rule the world. They just haven’t figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we’re all in big big trouble. ~”Doctor Leon,” drleons.com
We already are in trouble coz women have ruled the world since time immemorial. Don’t be fooled by the notion that Governments, Democracies, the financial system and any other rule and institution for that matter has a man’s touch to it. Women are crafty; they know that they do not need to control democracies to rule the world, no.
All they need is a smile, a gentle touch, a connection (wireless or otherwise) to a man’s heart and mind……and the world is theirs. From then on they got us by our balls and we are just about doomed!
Isn’t it amazing how we men think that we have been ruling the world? Inasmuch as I would love to play it safe and side with my male counterparts I have to genuinely admit that women rule the world, yes they do!
I have given this issue quite an amount of thought and I realized that women have been playing us, leading us to believe that we call the shots; but (a very big but) we only call the shots they intend us to, right from the moment Man ate that apple.
This way they tend to agree with everything we say all do coz its part of their grand scheme of things! And the issues we fight and debate about are the ones we guys want to implement with the notion that it’s for the overall good, which is absolutely right, but so as long as it’s not in the circle of her ‘grand scheme’ it’s obsolete.
For single men it’s not as easy to realize the magnitude of a womans’ strength. Most of the time you will be under the illusion that it’s because of you that she is there, that if it wasn’t for you she would be toast, done for! You lie to yourself that it’s a man’s world and that the male species make the world go round; you are wrong bro, wrong! Trust me, we will revisit this issue once you are into your sixth month of marriage.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
Once you get hitched things start falling into place. You realize that you may be ‘The Man’ of the house but will NEVER do as you please. Ok, you might be nursing and caressing the remote as you watch tv but wait till she rubs your beard and says, baibe si you switch to that Mexican Soap Opera, I just want to see how far it has gone……then you end up watching the entire program as she tries explaining to you why Alejandro is sleeping with the teary chic who owns a horse stable while the other one with the twin sister loves him and wants to shoot Maria whose mother is a peasant …….eish!
On the other hand Madam will do as she pleases, within limits of course. She has permission to stare at Alejandro’s hairy chest and kindly suggest that you start working out. She can get angry when the hormones rear their unkind heads and tell you that she hates you and that you have never loved her.
At that moment you are thinking of the many rivers, mountains and the paradise you visit every night with her and you fail to imagine why she would even think of saying so.
If you stare at Maria from the soap opera above and get an inkling that she has killer legs and hips that would make you break into Fort Knox you are a pervert who disrespects his wife!
Try telling your wife that you hate her (brother, reaction may vary. Please take necessary precaution) and see what happens. First she will look at you with those searching eyes, hands strategically placed on her hips, and ask you;
“Is that right?”
You will say yes. Grave mistake bro, grave mistake!
She will ponder over it for a couple of seconds and go on a rant about the numerous things she has done for you. This will go on for like 10 minutes or so after which she will sigh and ask you;
“And all you can say is that you hate me?”
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~Arnold Haultain
And you will be like, “well, I mean, not hate like hate as in hate hate like the way KKK hated blacks or the opposite of love….”
She will roll her eyes.
At this point you are beside yourself with guilt.
“Am just trying to prove a point here hunny bunny.” be advised, being sweet here will be taken as a sign of defeat and weakness!
The point a man is trying to make here is that he felt the same when she said that she hated him. Sorry mate, it never has been a man’s world!
Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman’s toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace. ~Marianne Williamson, “A Woman’s Worth”
So, what do we men do to maintain peace between the species? Well, nothing more than just loving them. This unsettled peace, sporadic arguments and fights might just be in a woman’s grand scheme of things and men are safer respecting this rule of thumb. Please do not do anything to alter this!
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown